Chapter 4: Big Pimpin

Todd Wooten’s book defines the Limpbaugh Syndrome as “over-focusing on life in the boardroom (gettin’ paid), to compensate for short-comings in the bedroom (gettin’ laid), i.e. the inability to satisfy a woman. This wretched illness afflicts primarily White Males. This illness has existed for centuries, but the modern day poster-child for it is none other than the great Rush Limbaugh. When Limpbaugh Syndrome is coupled with Small-Poleons Complex (physically and/or Sexually threatened by Black Men) the two expand to form an intense Hatred of Black Men.”

As humorous as it sounds, I will agree with is take on the black man and his “big black dick” issues. I will comment on his other analogy of W. M. D. = White Man’s Dread = Fear of the Black Penis. Apparently the fear was induced by the difference in size, however, that’s just a misconception in America when it comes to race relations and sexual relations intermingling. Let’s hit the facts and go back to school shall we?

Ladies and gentlemen: The penis is an organ that varies from male to male - there is no “right” or “wrong” when it comes to penis size. The average adult penis size is about 6.2 inches. The penis has to be completely erect before you can measure it accurately. Contrary to popular opinion, black men do not always have big dicks. Dr. David Delvin, GP and family planning specialist, states that there is no correlation between penile size and race.[i]

If you really want to break it down by race, here are the researched and documented average penis sizes:

Black/African American 6.89"
White/Caucasian 6.22"
Hispanic/Latino 6.15"
Asian 5.33"

As you can see, the difference on average between a white man and black man is only about 6/10th of an inch. That’s the tip of a fingernail or ball point pen. Unfortunately, we live in a superficial society that encourages the myth that a man with a larger penis has a better sex life than one with a smaller or “normal” size penis.

[i] Delvin, David and Webber, Christine. “Facts About Penis Size.” NetDoctor. (2007). 23, Dec. 2007.